A WIP course by Láqme. It aims to teach by example, using the concepts it introduces in each lesson in example conversations. It teaches a somewhat nonstandard dialect, a middle way between standard Toaq and Eatoaq that incorporates many of the "bug fixes" and more naturalistic reforms without introducing anything too nonstandard. The course aims to be accessible to people who aren't familiar with loglangs or linguistics, but for those who are familiar with these topics there are optional notes explaining finer points of grammar, semantics, and culture. This course is being actively updated, with two chapters having been added yesterday (2025-09-07).